01 · front — the sentence.
Front view. White shirt, uncensored print.
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$27$45
Heavyweight cotton. Legible from across a cul-de-sac.
Free shipping over $50 · 30-day returns · Ships in plain packaging.
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one to wear. one to raise slowly at the window.
Details
6.5 oz heavyweight ring-spun cotton. Unisex fit, pre-shrunk, side-seamed.
Printed in the USA through our print partner. Built to outlast several board presidents.
Shipping & returns
Production plus shipping runs 5–9 business days — faster than an architectural review committee.
Free shipping over $50. 30-day returns: no forms, no hearing, no appearance before the board.
The print
Plain text, bold type. Black ink on the white shirt, white ink on the ink shirt.
Uncensored prints the sentence as written. Censored prints F**K, which fools no one.